I'm tired of being young and desirable. Looking back at someone and seeing them staring at my ass. It's especially revolting if they're older, tan and have a gold chain in their chest hair.

Not long ago I started dressing my age. Cute tops, makeup, form fitting pants. The attention I've been getting is disgusting, and sometimes I wonder if I should go back to dressing like I don't give a shit.

On that note, I have a stalker at work. One day I'll tell my children this story and I hope I laugh.

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